- Guy on the street talking to his buddy: "I can only drop my pants for so many women."
- Guy in the park, to me: "I say no to drugs, but they don't listen."
- Guy on Twitter: "OMG! Kayne West just burst into our kitchen and blew out the candles on my daughter's cake while we were singing happy birthday to her!"
- Woman on streetcar, to no one in particular: "Those people are high! On drugs!"
- Woman to her toddler: "You're short, and your mother dresses you funny."
- Little kid, to my dog: "Quack! Quack!"
Friday, November 13, 2009
Freaky Friday - One Liners
Every Friday, I'm going to post a round-up of all the odd things that people say and do in my vicinity that week.
Labels: Freak Out